Obligatory Intro Post!

It all started 5 minutes ago. I was having a lovely conversation with my mother, considering job options where snarkiness isn't just tolerated, it's required.
I couldn't really think of anything, and then I remembered this great world of blog, just sitting at my fingertips.
'Professional blogging,' I think. 'Of course!'
Everything fell into place. All confusion in my life disappeared, leaving nothing but a clear picture of me, sitting at my laptop, typing away to my heart's content.
Okay, so maybe it wasn't quite that glorious (and maybe I'm not quite professional), but I definitely thought it would be pretty awesome.
The name, of course, came naturally. The 'daily' part might be a lie sometimes, but it's gonna be the snarkiest blog you ever did see.
It may seem glamorous, I know, to those of you who aren't familiar with blogging; but believe me this, it is not.
Sweat, blood, tears, and random finger spasms go into every post you read, every blog you take for granted. There is a person on the other side of that pretty blog, slaving away through piles of thoughts, trying to give you only the best.
I'm probably not gonna do that.
But I hear word that sarcasm is the new black, and if that's the case, I'm the President.